coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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versaceslut:

telapathetic:

this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow


ellie goulding needs to chill

thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

spicy-vagina-tacos:

"you only post selfies to get attention"

there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie

gelphie:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

(Source: barretweed)

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

(Source: elouvator)

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder